Well, here are some computer jokes. Computers aren't really intelligent. They just think they are. I was talking to mine today, asking it's opinions on a few matters, and here's what it had to say. /* First we talked about food - something it */ /* understands pretty well, considering */ % ^What is saccharine? Bad substitute. $ drink matter matter: cannot create /* Then politics, the computer and I agree on something, at least */ % rm Quayle-brains rm: Quayle-brains nonexistent % "How would you rate Bush's incompetence? Unmatched ". % If I had a ( for every $ Congress spent, what would I have? Too many ('s. % [Where is Jimmy Hoffa? Missing ]. /* somehow I knew a computer would be an atheist */ % ar m God ar: God does not exist /* But for all it's flaws, it's always got a little smile for me */ % \(- (-: Command not found.